I think I wanna marry you

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"

Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.

by Sexydimma May 26, 2017

thinksing

To think about a song in your mind, so that its like its being played in your head. Too much of this, and the song keeps playing in your head, which is not cool.

Dude1 : Oh man, listened to the new single from (generic artist)?
Dude 2 : Yeah... I've been thinksinging it all week.

by Balu G June 7, 2007

you think your hard

When someone's act gangster or thuggish when there really not.

Michael: " Ill pistol whip yo ass if u dont give me my $5"

Sarah: " You think your hard?! I grew up on eating cereal for breakfast and supper under a cardboard roof!"

by yaweirdoyou March 15, 2015

tink

Jordan Knight of New Kids on the Block finally confirmed his meaning of the word, Tink. Jordan wrote on Twitter today with the following example/explanation.

"Tink! is the imaginary sound of my eyelids springing open when I wake up.................TINK!"

by Chica TINKerbell May 6, 2009

thinkboi

when roasting someone for trying to be knowledgable about a broad and nuanced topic, but explaining to overly simplying on twitter. as if you were an expert.

that thinkboi solved the economy and predicted coronavirus

by pmpmpmpmpm June 15, 2020

Hate To Think

The expression hate to think h2t can be used before basically any statement

Something that a person doesnt like to think about.

Expresses a negative feeling about a statement a person is about to make.

I hate to think that fat girl thinks shes cute.

I hate to think i dont feel to good after eating that sandwhich

by Collotta December 3, 2006

Think Outside of the Box

Old - Phrase in office-speak suggesting the use of unorthodox approaches to solve otherwise difficult problems. Not a bad phrase, but too many pointy-haired-boss types latched on to it and used it as a knee-jerk response when asked for input, thus blanching it of all meaning.

New - Happy-hour phrase meaning "Get your mind off the poontang - we're talking sports now!"

Old - Cube Monkey: Boss, I'd like your input on this problem.
Boss: Think outside of the box, Monkey.
Cube Monkey: Well, I thought you may have some time-saving insight, since you're paid to be my professional superior and all...
Boss: Just think outside of the box, Monkey!
Cube Monkey: Right. Hey! I'll use the fuckyoubossoscope!
Boss: There you go, Monkey!

New - Guy 1: Think the Rams have a chance this year?
Guy 2: It'll be tough, but anybody can make the playoffs in the NFC... What do you think, Trey?
Guy 3: Did you see the ass on that marketing intern? Damn! I could write a poem about that ass!
Guy 1: Hey, Trey... we're over here... football conversation?
Guy 2: Yeah, Trey - Think outside of the box!

by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005