timshel

The unfortunate act of wiping your butt and getting poop on your hands.

"Damn it! I wadded the toilet paper up too tight before wiping my ass and timsheled on my fingers!"

"That's okay I bro, I timshel all the time...just don't forget to wash your hands."

by Scooby Don't July 26, 2016

Timothy

A sub-par “up and coming” music artist. He is a total nerd. The best thing about him is he listens to you when you need him, but he might forget to talk to you the rest of the time. Timothy is a big softie, but he’ll stand up for his friends.

“Did you hear Timothy’s new song?”
“Yeah, it was okay I guess.”

by smebulock17 July 29, 2019

Timothy

A moist cunt.

Timothy is a moist cunt.

by bobmarleystoe April 22, 2017

DJ Tiesto

The reason the world hates electronic music.

E-Tard: DUDE DJ Tiesto is ILL man I'm rolling meh tits off!!

Ninja: Shuriken!! *ded*

(see also Paul Oakenfold)

by zassibari August 5, 2009

timothy

A big old fucking goober

Did you see timothy at Goofy Goobers ice cream boat last night?

by akspartinarmy May 10, 2018

Timotej

Lack of cock

You are timotej- you have a small cock

by Pretr May 12, 2021

Timtam

The term given to a person who is quite respectable, although shit at everything.

Johnny over there is a real timtam y'know?

by Living Umbra December 31, 2016