Teapot Tim

A stuntman whose realname is Tim Coburn that works at WIHT/Hot99.5's morning show, The Host Morning Mess with mark and Kris.

Teapot Tim is a kickass

by Wally May 7, 2004

The Tim walrus

This is a sexuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to fuck her while she fights for air. To complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. Please note when finished you should check for signs of life.

Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable

"Did you hear what happened to Pam? She got the tim walrus and died of asphyxiation"

by uknowulikeit April 27, 2010

Tim it up

To make something more awesome.

This party was kinda lame, so we decided to Tim it up, and shit got wild!

by freshoutofcatchyslogans September 24, 2011

Tim Hasse

a wise person whose power lies in his hair, if his mane is cut off he is just an average joe, besides his magnificent shooting abilities. He is quite by nature but when introduced to alcohol he becomes an unstoppable force of evil. If you have something of value he will jump kick it until broken or damaged beyond recognition. Basically, Tim Hasse is .... Tim Hasse.

Tim Hasse is hittin that tonight for sure" "ya, he already fucked her mom from behind and her twin sister too" "Damn Tim Hasse is such a pimp

by william gare November 13, 2010

tim hoe

An employee of the greatest coffee shop on the planet. They usually portray traits of awesomeness, alcoholism, badassness, wildness, a caffeine addiction and lastly, they never pay.

"Hey where do you work?"
"Oh I'm a tim hoe, I work at Tim Hortons."

by karl demmans February 21, 2009

Creepy tim

The ultimate form of creepiness. Constantly discovering new and inventive ways to stalk and irritate people. You can't get much worse unless you've met a creepy Patrick.

Friend 1: "Someone followed me home last night."
Friend 2: "was probably creepy tim. "

by Eleanor September 12, 2014

Tim Reynolds

Someone who has a blue tactical shotgun ready to give to someone at all times and all likes to drink bathwater

Oh god I only have a grey tac where’s Tim Reynolds when need him

by Bigboibarry July 2, 2019