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message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.
Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.
by BadHumor July 23, 2009
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message

A between-da-legs flesh-rubbing/kneading session dat results in a disgusting wet sticky "ending".
Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
mugGet the messagemug.

Phantom messages

Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.

Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.
Did you delete these messages?”
“No, must be some phantom messages
by Maxi moo October 19, 2020
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Mitch Message

Sending someone a Mitch Message is the ultimate f**k off message. It's how to get someone to not talk to you for 5 months
by MagicMirrie January 8, 2019
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A situation where ChatGPT singles you out and refuses your request (e.g., to send a photo of a squeaky toy), even though the same content seems accessible elsewhere, effectively telling you to FRICK off.
Jane: *uploads a photo of a squeaker* How can I put this squeaker in my inflatable dress?
ChatGPT: You’ve reached our limits of messages. Please try again later.
by Moto. August 21, 2025
mugGet the You’ve reached our limits of messages. Please try again later.mug.
Licking is Similar to "liking" an online post or message but 4.5 times more powerful.

Licks, not likes!
"Licked" an online post or message

"Licked"
I would like 3 cases of lone star light please.

Once this message has been licked it recieves 4.5x the power of some lameass who simply "likes" a message.
by Big E Licks not likes December 29, 2021
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High Message Maintenance

Applies to someone who constantly needs to be messaged, via Messenger, WhatsApp etc.
Tania has such high message maintenance that I'm constantly on the phone messaging and can't get anything done.
by Jules350 November 14, 2019
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