Text Neglecter

One who neglects texts from another.

(Conversation over text)
Sam: Hey
Sam: Heyy :)
Sam: HEY! :D
*no reply
Sam: Wow, you're a real Text Neglecter

by 459437598437598435 May 23, 2011

Text Spam

Those stupid things twelve year olds text you that go something like this: (Real)

Find the face with two eyes
👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👀👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁
Find the one face with angry
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😠😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Find the two mouse in the rabbits
🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐁🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐁🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
Find the one heart red in the broken hearts
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔❤💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

If you find all
Close your left hand (don't open)

Wish 3 wishes
1)*********
2)*********
3)*********

Don't open your hand

They are not real and are stupid

Now send to your 20 friends

Now look at your hand

Lillian keeps sending Text Spam! It's really getting annoying

by GGPixel231 July 3, 2017

Text field

The belief that one has a magical force field surrounding them, that protects them from all harm, so long as they are texting.

Trent tripped in the parking lot because he was texting while walking, believing fully he was immune from such a disaster because of the text field he believed to surround him."

by Funkyourshitup August 5, 2009

wait text

when you wait to send a text so it doesn't seem like you are over obsessed with the person or creepy

Dude im gonna do a wait text so Julia doesn't think im a creep

by skatelyfe69 October 7, 2013

Oedipus Text

A text message one (being a male member of his species) sends his biological mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This practice is (usually) accidental, (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another member of the species, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances.

Dude, I need to either stop dating Helens or change my mom's contact name to "Mom" in my phone. I totally sent an Oedipus Text last night!

by sharondeen October 4, 2012

Text Slaying

This is when your texts make absolutely no sense just so that you can save your airtime

Text Slaying: I wnt b gon 2Lisa nxwk cz I hv 2luk aftr grnda

Normal Text: I won't be going to Lisa next week because I have to look after my grandma

by Karlow Yuyi September 5, 2011

text slaughter

1. To look over a person's shoulder to read their text messages

2. To repeatedly and rapidly text someone to piss them off

Randy is all up behind you trying to text slaughter you man

by stangz1 February 8, 2009