Politically-challenged right-winger who can't and won't accept the outcome of the '08 presidential election. Heavily influenced by right-wing talk-show hosts, they believe the end is near for America, unless they sweep far-right politicians into office. Tear-partiers usually vacillate between lung-swelling patriotism and abject despair, often in the same sentence.
by songsmith October 8, 2009
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A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
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by Demqr1 February 15, 2010
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by rc55 March 5, 2004
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by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009
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A rather simple torture device where large tongs/calipers are used to tear out the victim's tongue.
Popular way to punish heratics...so that they don't spread their blasphamy.
A rather simple torture device where large tongs/calipers are used to tear out the victim's tongue.
Popular way to punish heratics...so that they don't spread their blasphamy.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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