An act that refers to a male, where he has a fistful of thumbtacks while he masturbates. Used when referring to something he wouldn't do...
by Shikigama July 6, 2010
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Someone who obsessively checks tracking updates on goods being delivered like it's going to make it get there quicker.
Mike - Everytime I walk by John's cube he is on the UPS website checking the status of a delivery.
Bob - Yeah, that dude's a track fiend!
Bob - Yeah, that dude's a track fiend!
by bigtimejdub May 30, 2011
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"Hey, I can't tell the time on this tacky meter watch!"
"Hey, I can't tell the time on this tacky meter watch!"
by LadiiP October 15, 2011
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Get the track shoes mug.When people, generally of African American descent randomly throw the word "Jesus", "Lord Almighty", or any other variation into a sentence where it doesn't quite belong.
"Hi Martha, how was your day?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"
by Itsmanda January 24, 2013
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Kurt was on his way to hooters and went into a turn too fast. luckily he's a track rider and knew to use trail braking to make the turn without causing an accident.
by kurt s May 29, 2013
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