Track Fiend

Someone who obsessively checks tracking updates on goods being delivered like it's going to make it get there quicker.
Mike - Everytime I walk by John's cube he is on the UPS website checking the status of a delivery.

Bob - Yeah, that dude's a track fiend!
by bigtimejdub May 04, 2011
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reallyously

when really or seriously just don't do the situation justice.
Dude, did you know John left his hot wife for a man?

Reallyously?
by bigtimejdub March 20, 2011
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