Track Fiend

Someone who obsessively checks tracking updates on goods being delivered like it's going to make it get there quicker.
Mike - Everytime I walk by John's cube he is on the UPS website checking the status of a delivery.

Bob - Yeah, that dude's a track fiend!
by bigtimejdub May 30, 2011
mugGet the Track Fiendmug.

reallyously

when really or seriously just don't do the situation justice.
Dude, did you know John left his hot wife for a man?

Reallyously?
by bigtimejdub April 04, 2011
mugGet the reallyouslymug.