TADPOLES

According to the 24 year old Ashton irwin tadpoles are baby turtles there for onins have layers and that why Ashton Irwin is always rigth :')

Ashton: tadpoles are baby tutels

Everybody:*turns heads to ashton*

by 5sos definitions July 11, 2018

tadpoles

The "tadpole" like shrapnel emptied into the toilet bowl from your bowels after eating salad the day before or that day and it requires lbs of toilet paper to cleanse, it's almost like wiping your ass with wax paper.

I took a crap and the bowl was full of tadpoles!

by Q8 December 29, 2007

Tadpole Weener

A small teenage male who is the height of a 5-9 year old. Is also quite skinny and is easy to push over. They may be about 15 but they have very small penises. (Could be ginger)

-Hey Duckwoman did you see that tadpole weener how big do you think his penis was?

-Hrm about 2 inches? LOLLOL r0x0r

by Amziemoo May 18, 2006

Jonathan Taday

One of the Straightest people you will ever meet

OMG Jonathan Taday is sooooooo Straight
I wish i was straight like Jonathan

by Straight Lord January 29, 2019

tadge

getting a hand job in a cinema on the first date

He got tadged last night at South Bank

by dc92gottadged February 28, 2009

Tadhg

A child from Ireland who dislikes everything and is a general prick

Hi Tadhg. Fuck off

by Nyiammmes March 13, 2017

Tadesse

The anti-bunhead

"Yo man, was he a bunhead?"
"Shit dude, naw, we smoked up and shit. He was a Tadesse."

by dollface5 July 23, 2009