Bird surfing

smoking marijuana and/or smoking a cigarette while riding in a car with the windows open.

"Dude, a couple of friends and I went bird surfing last night and it was nice!"

by hola_anal March 28, 2012

Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.

"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"

by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011

bong surfing

Upon running out of your own weed and being too broke to buy more; you then visit a different friend each day to get smoked out on their supply.

Garrett is so broke right now, I hear he's been bong surfing just to get high.

by rugtol44 June 30, 2018

yeatsie surf

a really hyped up surfer who cant even surf but everyone thinks he can because he has long hair. He is a poser.

person 1: this guy looks good

person 2: nah hes a yeatsie surf for sure

by dankKINGx360dukelordMLG May 20, 2018

Obsessive surfing

To constantly surf the Internet, sometimes with out noticing you were doing it.

"I'm so addicted to the Internet I keep finding my self obsessive surfing!"

by bro fist August 3, 2015

Surfing the Tube

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017

Dog surfing

Sliding your feet on the floor on your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night so you don't step on the dog who is sleeping somewhere in the room.

I heard you dog surfing at 2:00 AM on your way to the bathroom.

by Vf500f December 13, 2019