sprake

A sexy, dirty way of removing peanut butter that's been jammed inside a measuring cup.

That guy just spraked the hell out of that peanut butter.

by Shhhawn August 19, 2013

stratejizz

(n) the act of masturbating while strategically planning your future sexual or romantic conquest.

Larry: "Man, you wanna tap dat ass? You just gotta stratejizz!"
Thor: "Stratejizz?!"
Larry: "Plan out how you gonna tap dat ass while you jerk it."
Thor: "Shit. I ain't got time fo' dat shit!"
Larry: "Den you don't got time fo' dat ass."

by Izzybel13 December 18, 2013

Strategy Jerk

The act of pulling root several hours before anticipated/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature ejaculation during the coital act.

Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.

Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.

Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?

Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.

Brad: You sir, are a genius.

by cvaccFF December 21, 2014

Strategic Hold

When one locks up their butt cheeks and waits for the urge to pass before escaping quietly to take an explosive dump. The Strategic Hold is often executed in response to a long Sales Meeting, Presentation or Lecture.

The pointless Sales Meeting was taking to long to finish so John executed a Strategic Hold to prevent from shitting his pants

by Skin Sub Guy March 29, 2015

strabel

The act of writing-off a brand new vehicle and crashing into private property through driving under influence. Action is motivated through personal distaste in using public transportation or through financial security from rich parents.

"Dude, this time I won't save your ass while going home from the party.

"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."

by Teleboy June 25, 2020

Coal Stakes

What the pre-emtive text shows on your mobile phone when you call someone a cock sucker. Great for subvertive insults.

He is a bit of a Coal Stakes or There is no need to be staking any coals right now.

by SparXLivesexy October 11, 2008

Booty Stake

To claim dibs on another person

That waiter over there with the blue eyes, definitely booty stake.

by cozy$70napkin November 20, 2011