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Coal Stakes

What the pre-emtive text shows on your mobile phone when you call someone a cock sucker. Great for subvertive insults.
He is a bit of a Coal Stakes or There is no need to be staking any coals right now.
by SparXLivesexy August 15, 2008
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jubber

A term of endearment given by a woman to her partners "member"
Do you want me to see how Mr Jubber is doing tonight?
by SparXLivesexy August 15, 2008
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