Coal Stakes

What the pre-emtive text shows on your mobile phone when you call someone a cock sucker. Great for subvertive insults.

He is a bit of a Coal Stakes or There is no need to be staking any coals right now.

by SparXLivesexy October 11, 2008

jubber

A term of endearment given by a woman to her partners "member"

Do you want me to see how Mr Jubber is doing tonight?

by SparXLivesexy October 10, 2008