The act of pulling root several hours before anticipated/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature ejaculation during the coital act.
Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.
Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.
Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?
Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.
Brad: You sir, are a genius.
Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.
Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?
Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.
Brad: You sir, are a genius.
by cvaccFF December 21, 2014
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