srat squat 

awkward semi-squat generally used by sorority girls to cram another row of girls into a photo. Hands on knees, slight incline, attempt to look upright and perky.

"you don't all fit in the frame. You three! Srat squat!"

srat squat by katia scherbatsky December 9, 2008

Papa Squat

A common misinterpretation of the phrase "pop a squat" which results in its personification.

In the phrase, the words "Pop a" are heard as "Papa," where "Papa" is defined as "Father."

After internalizing the definition, it becomes acceptable to use the phrase "Father Squat" interchangeably with "Papa Squat."

Vivian: "I'm tired of standing, let's pop a squat"
Marcus: "Who is Papa Squat?"
Vivian: "haha"
Marcus: (after internalizing his mistake) "Okay, we can Father Squat"

Papa Squat by MJecks December 7, 2010

taco squat 

Its the girl version of a tea bag its when a girl puts or rubs her vagina in someones mouth or face

like if your at a girls basketball game and the girl is on a break away against one girl you say "Taco squat her"!!!

taco squat by Marcelino Gonzalez III/ Bronson Asher July 8, 2006

Naked Squatter 

1. A squatter often found dwelling naked in your cupboard
2. A person who premature ejaculates at the sight of cupboards
3. Check your cupboard; it is common for a creature known as Jim to be masturbating in there

FUCK ME! There's a naked squatter in my cupboard!

Hey James! There's a young boy fapping in my cupboard. Don't worry, it's just another naked squatter.

Seriously, you've been in there 3 weeks. Stop masturbating and go home! Fucking naked squatters...

Naked Squatter by Charlie McV January 24, 2009

squatter 

In public toilets one who sits all day on a commode waiting for a penis to come at him through a glory hole.

Hubert sat for three hours on the throne in the toilet at the Gem XXX rated theater and got ten tricks while he was there.

squatter by Richard Black February 27, 2005

Dick Squat 

(verb) To put a barbell with plates on it, on your shoulders and to squat down onto a penis. This workout exercise is measured in the number of plates squatted and the inches of the penis that penetrates. Often done at the JCC, and gyms throughout Israel.

"Hey David, have you been working out?"
"Yes Alex, I have."
"What have you been doing?"
"I've started maxing out my Dick Squat"
"That's kind of gross"
"Well it's great for core and sphincter strength."

Dick Squat by greenpointSS March 22, 2010

typo-squatting 

say you want to search on Google.com for teletubbies.com, britneyspears.com, metallica.com, linkinpark.com, (or any other website with correct spelling names,) and you misspell the proper name such as mettallica.com, linkinnparc.com, (because you don't know the correct spelling) you are directed to porn sites or spyware.
and most of these typos are done by children who are under the age of 18...see also cyber-squatters

Man1: Let's see if I can get some information on the band "metallica" on "google"....now, how do u spell "metallica", is it 1 "T" and 2 L's or is it 2 T's and 1 "L"...i hope i don't get any typo-squatting porn websites....
typo-squatting

typo-squatting by blthrskt December 28, 2005