spunkacola

the act of cumming on your girlfrinds face while simultaniously enjoying a refreshing cola drink.

I was poping a wad in Amy's mouth and I was real thirsty too, I had to perform an emergncy spunkacola.

by ricflairismyfather December 28, 2005

spuke

The combining of the word "Puke" (as to vomit) and the word "Shit" (as to defecate). Meaning to "Puke" and "Shit" at the same time.

"I pulled my hand out of her pants, and it smelled so horrible, I Spuked all over her and the bed"

by Suicidal King April 12, 2005

Spunk Knuckle

Someone who vigorously masterbated frequently. Also, has no scruples for the time or place that the masterbatory overtones eminate from.
Places to cath these deviants:

The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.

A bathroom stall during the senior prom.

The toilet while at a raging party.

In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.

At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.

Your mom's house during dinner.

Jimmy is such a SPUNK KNUCKLE. He was caught jerking himself by my aunt in the bathroom stall at the funeral for her dead cousin. What a Battered Cavern!

by e-rips October 14, 2003

Spunk Bag

Adj. - A female douche bag. A girl who goes to the bar and/or club every night. She drives a hummer, wears $200 jeans, and sleeps with douche bags in Affliction t-shirts. She constantly takes pictures of herself in her hummer, in her bikini, sitting on her couch, or wherever she is ever single minute of the day and posts them on Facebook for no goddamn apparent reason. No one really cares about this person, but she's hot, so she gets attention.

Oh look, Tamara was at Club Liquid last night, again, and she posted a picture of it on Facebook, again, and she's with a guy with a little dick again. That girl likes little dicks. What a Spunk Bag.

by HungusAmungus July 3, 2012

pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

spunkart

When you ejaculates on something and it makes a pattern.

He makes a living on spunkart.

by hippotuiosson April 20, 2008

Spunkaliscious

Something extremely attractive and somewhat sexual.
Worthy of being spunked over.

wow, this movie is spunkaliscious

by LucyLube -x- April 24, 2008