spitting goat

When a guy bends over to do a barking bulldog but sharts instead.

OMG last night he tried to get me with a barking bulldog but did a full blown spitting goat instead! There was shit all over the floor!

by ___lybee July 21, 2019

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Slutting

Sluting to act or dress like a slut to get attention usually from boys

Boy 1:omg those 2 girls are totally hot
Boy 2:are you kidding those girls are totally slutting

by Anonymous Druggie August 17, 2019

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When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.

Dude, me and my girl went splatting last night, she almost missed.

by Outragedracer22 July 28, 2020

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spiltting

The act of separating a child from his/her/their biological parent but the use of deception.

Selling a parent in order to cause her to become pregnant with someone whose pedigree is close enough to yours that the child can pass as yours.

Sharply stripping the biological parent of all rights: human, constitutional, national, state, and federal, so the biological parent has no hopes of ever learning of the traffic that the biological child gets stuck in or the type of rest area the child is left at on the side of a state or federal highway, one in which you must pay the toll.

Spiltting is a word that is the best word and I know words.

by GlassOnionsWalrus June 22, 2020

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