sprinkler dick

When you're taking a piss and the end of your dick stays squeezed shut, making the piss spray in several different non-toilet directions.

Not to be confused with the "spray and pray".

Dude, my gf keeps gettin' on my case cause i accidentally pee on the seat!

I know that feel bro, it's called sprinkler dick.

by cdp101 November 22, 2011

Cum Sprinkler

When you see chick that is so hot, you cum on site. the cum is so strong, it goes all over the place similar to that of a chick chick water sprinkler.

Rich: Sorry about cumming all over your yard Eric, but that chick jogging down the street was just so hot!
Eric: WTF Rich! She turned your penis into a cum sprinkler.

by RiddyTX June 25, 2015

Sprinklecopter

when you get ur penis and spin it clockwise or anti-clockwise and urinate at the same time so its like a sprinkler but going in circles

zach: hey i just did a Sprinklecopter

old lady: okay but do i know you?

by ZacZacBumcrack434 January 14, 2009

sprinklebear

A nice cute bean who deserves love and she uses musically and YouTube

Hey I love sprinklebear

by RoBoDrAwS February 1, 2018

titti sprinkles

words used for expressing joy or happiness.

dude 1: Dude we got the day off work today!!
dude 2: titti sprinkles!

by Marine by God March 4, 2008

HOT SPRINKLER

when you poop and semen at the same time while spinning around

i hot sprinkler on your callahan

by pooman34 February 13, 2004

sprinkle

An African wise man named jack once told me that you sprinkle flour on dough to roll a pizza crust just like you sprinkle a bitch. I dont know what this means but I thought I'd share and maybe someone can help explain this?

"You gotta sprinkle it (the flour on the dough), just like u sprinklin a bitch" -Jack

by c-hum June 18, 2006