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splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.
Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007
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You Splooge, You Lose

The phrase used to describe an inopportune moment for ejaculation.
Bill: Hey, I'm going to have unprotected sex tonight.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!

Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.

Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.
by MarceltheGreat March 20, 2011
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splooge

The gelatinous substance found in drain pipes under the kitchen sink
The sink was stopped up- when I took the pipes apart they were lined with thick gobs of splooge...
Source: Daniel the Wise, Melbourne Beach Florida
by Daniel The Wise September 25, 2006
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sploof

The incorrect term for a device actually called a "spoof".
Not a "spLoof"

SPOOF
S-P-O-O-F

A spoof is a cardboard tube from toilet paper rolls or a bottle etc filled with dryer sheets. You use it to cover up the smell of weed smoke by blowing your toke through the spoof.

If you are using a bottle, make sure you cut some holes in the one end so the fabric sheet smelling smoke can come out. Also make sure you use enough dryer sheets. Too many is never enough ;) but don't steal all your moms or she'll be pissed.

If you are using a cardboard tube, make sure you have a dryer sheet covering the one end and then stuff the f out of it with more sheets. Make sure you blow through the one end with the opening(for you slow kids).

You can also use a huge paper towel roll which is referred to as a "super-spoof".
Which is in-fact a huge spoof.

Not a sploof ! Spoof !
Man pass me the sploof !

The sploof? wtf is a sploof?!
That cardboard thing you blow your toke into!
Dude, that's a spoof, not a sploof.
No, man! its a sploof.

I have been around longer than you, its a spoof.
I unno mann...

Ya, your wrong, shut up and pass the bong.
by kool g April 14, 2011
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sploosh

A very pretty scene boy with long, flowing hair covering half his face.
I went to the hardcore show last weekend and saw a really hot sploosh!
by korntale October 25, 2006
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Splooge

the white sticky substance emitted from a penis while masturbating on a womans face
Oh my god, look at that sticky splooge I emitted on that sluts face!
by Matt October 6, 2002
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splooge

when a guy gets horny he SPLOOGES!!!
matt got horny and splooged on himself!
by your mom April 18, 2005
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