Happy Special Bullshit Day

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.

Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"

by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009

handy special

the somewhat politically correct term for a person/place/thing that is incapable of reaching its destined maximum potential

candice: man i hate the brakes on this van, they're retarded

carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'

candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*

by delores haze September 5, 2006

special

There is both "good" special and "bad" special:

good special: unique, extraordinary
bad special: mentally not all together intact

Cherise said I was special because I was singing weird songs at work, but Denelle said I was special for being a good friend.

by DJ Mini Min March 25, 2005

chesterfield special

pre-coitus, a female takes an excessive amount of laxative, then mounts the partner in a standard forward facing face-sit and releases her runny stool over the partners neck to resemble a velvet collar.

Giving your loved one the chesterfield special is best after a messy argument.

by V.C.B. March 3, 2008

Romano Special

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse on a hotel balcony overlooking Acapulco Bay during spring break, preferably from at least 5 floors up. Most accurately used if the act actually occured at the Romano Palace in Acapulco, Mexico.

"I heard Brad got the Romano Special last night."

by JNick May 6, 2006

Special Needs Goose

The name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the Mongoose.

Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.

by I am Iron Man! July 1, 2009

blue flame special

A derogative term that borrows from both the concept of the "blue-plate special" and the practice of "blue flaming" to suggest a generic knucklehead, most likely male.

Son, you're a regular blue flame special- young, dumb and full of cum.

by jshmish September 20, 2009