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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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Spank Bank

Sexually arousing images and/or scenarios stored in one's memory to help one achieve greater pleasure during masturbation or sex.
I saw a deer carcass on the side of the road today. That's definitely going into the spank bank!
by Wankoffski February 26, 2023
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Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.
Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!
by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016
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babysitter spanking

The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!
Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”
by Wreck it wrelph September 20, 2022
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Spank Eye

A look of disbelief, often with a hint of sass.
I told him I was going to win at scrabble, but then he gave me the spank eye.
by SpankEyeCreator1 December 31, 2017
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rape spankings

The form of Raping someone then spanking them so hard they start to bleed.
After sex, one could give rape spankings to the other because they weren’t good in bed.
by Big ball sack 1234 May 4, 2018
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cock-spank

1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.
It's not my fault they canceled the appointment, so stop being a cock-spank about it!
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