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Skanking

A violent dance often used at punk rock shows that is intended to look like a wild flailing shaking of a person enjoying the energy of the music. However it is usually employed as a subterfuge meant to hide the dancers intent to aggressively assault and hospitalize as many people as possible before either being arrested or coming down from the trance like psychotic LSD and Methamphetamine rush.
Hey Charlie was skanking his way through that crowd on the dancefloor screaming and ranting about being a demon wolverine.
by Toodles ass puppy August 25, 2025
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Slanking

Feeding your delusions & lies by expressing and sharing it.

To slank is to try and increase your obviously made up/hallucinated belief by sharing it with other people.
Mike:"Yo, this animal proposed to me yesterday"

Jake:"Stop slanking"
by Braincellz cactus September 19, 2025
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Sparking Zero

When you try to flirt with someone using your smoothest line, only for them to look at you like you just asked them for spare change. The romantic equivalent of lighting a match in the rain.
“Bro, I tried to tell her she was the peanut butter to my jelly… she hit me with ‘I’m allergic to peanuts.’ Straight up sparking zero.”
by ReluctantRonin September 21, 2025
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Jew Shanking

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...
by Scash March 23, 2012
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Vagina Shanking

The act of fisting a girl repeatedly out of anger and then shoving dildos in and out rapidly.you can use other round objects such as Carrots, Cucumbers, Pickles, Traffic cones, Poles, Lead Pipes, Ice Cream Cones (with or without Ice Cream), Feet, Florescent Light bulb, and last but not least The Denver Broncos.
Dude she cheated on him.

Oh Shit! He is gonna be Vagina Shanking her tonight!
by bigblackwolf November 6, 2012
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parlor sparking

Daniel and Denise were at home parlor sparking last night.
by Snoodan November 18, 2013
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nasal shanking

When someone with a big nose sticks their nose into something which they shouldn't
Rob needs to mind his own business. He gave brother a right nasal shanking when he started asking him what was in the briefcase
by APno1 August 16, 2018
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