Amelia was out playing in the snow. Currently it’s snow and freezing rain. She started banging in the door.
Amelia (age 7): “Mom. I might be fatly injured.”
Me: “Fatally you mean? What happened?”
Amelia: “I was hit by a snow wave. Hard.”
Me: “What’s a snow wave?”
Amelia: “It’s when the snow slaps you into the face!”
Me: “Did you fall in it?”
Amelia: “No. I was hit by a snow wave I said.”
Me: “I guess I still don’t understand what a snow wave is. Tell me how it happened.”
“I was minding my own business and trying to ride a scooter in the deep snow. It wasn’t working very good. Then a snow wave came up and smacked me right in the face! ”
And now you know what it is called when blowing snow goes into your face.
Amelia (age 7): “Mom. I might be fatly injured.”
Me: “Fatally you mean? What happened?”
Amelia: “I was hit by a snow wave. Hard.”
Me: “What’s a snow wave?”
Amelia: “It’s when the snow slaps you into the face!”
Me: “Did you fall in it?”
Amelia: “No. I was hit by a snow wave I said.”
Me: “I guess I still don’t understand what a snow wave is. Tell me how it happened.”
“I was minding my own business and trying to ride a scooter in the deep snow. It wasn’t working very good. Then a snow wave came up and smacked me right in the face! ”
And now you know what it is called when blowing snow goes into your face.
by Amelia Varilek February 12, 2019
by jamaicanmecrazy April 23, 2009
"Oh my God, did you just see that snow-yank? I bet he was a mountie!"
"Check out that snow-yank, I bet she has Canadian Bacon Nipples..."
"Check out that snow-yank, I bet she has Canadian Bacon Nipples..."
by Rambunktor January 21, 2007
Hot, sexy and smart women over 50 that think out of box. They live longer then cougar, their coat cost more money, they jump higher then a cougar. Plus they don't take after any other cat. The are considered the worlds most beautiful animal in the world. So all of us hot over the age of women of 50 are called Snow Leopards as we out shine cougars.
by greyhairlady March 25, 2013
When a girl's pubic hair gets sweaty and freezes while she is skiing/snowboarding. Best served with a side of chocolate fondue.
Jamal: Man, that girl is hot.
Rashaad: Bet she's got a serious case of snow pussy though, it's fucking cold out here.
Jamal: I better get the chocolate fondue.
Rashaad: Bet she's got a serious case of snow pussy though, it's fucking cold out here.
Jamal: I better get the chocolate fondue.
by Jamal "da slinky bitch hater" Jenkins January 28, 2008
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after having sex outside in the middle of winter, blow your load in the snow and pack your reciever's face deep into the cum covered snow...it is very important not to cream on ice, this may make them bleed in which case is called a froozen cherry cheesecake
man, i just met a girl and she wanted it now so i hit it outside and just had to give her the snow packer
by Tyman March 27, 2008