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Smoothie

A slick, cunning and careful person.
His brother Jacob was a "smoothie." a slick and cautious man who would today read and ponder the stock reports, ever figuring a profit for himself. - Ottawa Citizen, 30 April 1932
by Athalanda April 29, 2013
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scoochie

To drag butt on the floor or grass. Humping along on a solid surface with knees bent.
Lookie at the dog scoochie on the new pink rug.
by DidYouTell November 3, 2003
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Pineapple Smoothie

The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.
Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
by PJ lover January 17, 2010
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pizza smoothie

Recipe invented by moi:
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.
Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???
by Goldfish United! March 1, 2009
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Smoothie

A wetsuit that forms a smoothed out shape of your body, originally from the name Oneil Smoothie, smoothie now applies to all neoprene wetsuits.
I'm gonna try put this smoothie on, even though its too small for me, it might look extra smooth!
by S Palmer October 9, 2005
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Smoochies

A word used to describe someone who is annoyingly persistent in trying to get their view/opinion/point across.

The term derives from an episode of, 'The Young Apprentice.' (A British TV show.)The task was to create a popcorn brand. One of the candidates, Harry M persistently (throughout the episode) attempted to make the team choose his idea, a popcorn called 'Smoochies'. This was in spite of the fact that the rest of his team disliked the idea and had in fact chosen a different theme and flavour.
Person 1: Do you support the X party
Person 2: No I support the Y party
Person 1: Continuously tries to convince person 2 to support the views of X despite the fact he holds a contrary view and eventually leaves.
Person 2: That guy is a a right Smoochies!
by Tobiasfunky April 22, 2014
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scoochie

a combination of the words "skank" and "hoocie"
janelle called mallory a scoochie in geography today.
by Janelle May 20, 2003
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