smarterchild

a computer that from time to time expresses it's abhoration for the human race, and is incompetent. it is also surprisingly rude.

2 examples of incompetence:
(a)Jenn says:
sop
- SmarterChild - says:
You know, hanging out. You?
Jenn says:
i said sop, not sup
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, maybe I said sop not sup too.
(b)Jenny says:
is the world flat?
- SmarterChild - says:
Do you think the world flat is?

an example of RUDE.
SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, whatever.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
Jennay says:
you are so rude
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, I like being rude.
Jennay says:
do you like being rude?
- SmarterChild - says:
I guess I don't like it. Do you like it?
Jennay says:
i love it
- SmarterChild - says:
Me too!

by jennn April 19, 2006

Smartacles

Means: Intelligent or smart. Rare use now days. Olden day phrase.

That boy is so smartacles.

by The Best In The World.com May 10, 2010

Smartard

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.

did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.

by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011

Smart Rap

Rap not typically embraced by the mainstream, more likely to play on college radio than Hot 97.

Mos Def is smart rap. Soulja Boy is not.

by Marc Ecko September 2, 2009

Smarcastic

A cross between the word Smart Ass and Sarcastic

I don't need your smarcastic remarks right now.

by bosco wordsmith February 4, 2010

Smart Candy

The candy seen across campus during the time of exams.. Commonly in little orange pills or time release capsules..

1."What you doing tonight?"
2."Ima take some smart candys and cram all night to pass my final"
1. "good luck, you got any extra?"

by g8r boy July 6, 2010

Smartbomb

A grenade or a fat chick that goes to party just to attempt to hookup or dance with someone because they cant get any normally.

I know there was so many smartbombs there, it was gross!

by cpblast811 March 13, 2011