You act like what I said

Used to retort when someone exaggerates. Usually said with immense frustration.

Person A: The roads look really bad.

Person B: With the way you drive, you'll be home tomorrow!

Person A: Will you stop picking on me?!?!?! (all upset)

Person A: You act like what I said, like I killed you god damn dog!

by raychel12345 January 2, 2008

Obama Said Knock You Out

1. After beating the shit out of someone you insert that phrase.
2. Random word that you enter in anywhere
3. A nuts T-shirt sold a buttigroove campaigning for barack

1. Man 1: Beat the shit out of a nigga Man 2 : On ground. Man 1: Ya wassup niggah OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!

2. Man 1: Dude my girlfriend gave me a BJ! Man 2: NO way... OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!

3. Hey look at this nuts shirt i bought.... man2: Woah OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT

by OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT April 4, 2008

thats what she said

An over used joke that was funny the first three times it was used, for evermore that mark of a person (typically male) desperate for pussy and so horny they can't think strait to come of with a legitimate witty retort/joke.

See "thats gay"

Robert: Man last night was fun
Mike: Thats what she said!
Robert:...no, just, no.

by Roushfan5 May 8, 2010

Smad

Mispronunciation of the word mad.

"No, you just keep going Mr. Smad Smart alecs."

by DaveTheBrave101 January 1, 2009

shaid

Can also be used as a conversational aid, as a form of agreement.

"The weather is horriable today" - Person 1
"Shaid" - Person 2
"It has been horriable all week" - Person 3
"Shaid" - Person 1

by Neil June 20, 2004

Said

An awful person who will always make you feel awful and bully the shit out of you. He might be pretty handsome but don’t be fooled by his looks , he is really a sick human being

Girl in hallway 1 “ OMG!! I HAVE CLASS WITH SAID HES SO HOT”
Girl in hallway 2 “ Make sure to tell me all about it”

after class :
Girl 1 “ He is such a prick I hope he chokes on his self esteem”

Girl 2 “ Who , SAID?

Girl 1 “Yes he’s such an asshole”

by 3v@ May 30, 2019

Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

A quote from the Disney computer-animated film "The Wild", to be uttered when you and someone else both happen to say something at the same time. Is EXTREMELY irritating, especially when your six and five-year-old brothers say it every single fricking opportunity they can possibly get. Believe me, I know.

Tom and Jake in unison: Who likes BACON!?!?

Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!!

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny...

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)

by lollylollylollyPOP!!! May 30, 2007