you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

slobbin zee knobbin

The act of fellatio, meant to be said quickly in a german accent.

How about dinner, a movie, and slobbin zee knobbin?

by Dannyoon December 15, 2008

Slobert

The state of being a slob. Portraying a slob for amusement. Grotesque, hideous. Often used to describe the state of those named Robert.

I have a neighbor named Robert, who happens to be a bonafide slobert.

by angelhair June 2, 2008

slobber box

A greasy spoon diner. A cheap cafe.

Mack and Margo ate burgers and fries over at Louie's slobber box.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

slobo

Erik Nagel aka Erock from 'The Opie & Anthony Show", due to his slobby appearance, deminer, attitude, personality, health and general Nagelness.

Host/caller/friend/family/anyone with eyes: "Slobo!"

by stevenknight March 28, 2013

Red Slobster

A red-faced drunkard. One who is sloppy. Who's actions can't be controlled nor remembered.

Jeff is the Red Slobster tonight.

by Bigzezee April 21, 2011

poop slobber

watery bowel movement; diarrhea.

(Term created by a five-year old after a messy incident in an Italian Pizzeria.)

After making it to the bathroom just in time, in haste I left a smear of poop slobber on the toilet seat.

by Phillip and Kim December 16, 2007