sleeping elephant

Something that elderly people THINK they see in the landscape or cloud formations. This is typically a sign that this person is losing their shit.

Look!...a sleeping elephant sighting!

by Dr. Babybear August 3, 2014

Sleeping slut

A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.

I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

sleeping free

The act in which you go to bed with no clothing on.

Me and my wife are gonna be sleeping free tonight since grandma has the kids.

by Jeremy171717 February 7, 2017

sleeping the gap

When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.

We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.

by Pocket39 March 29, 2017

sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017

sleeping in the driveway

when you stick it in, then just let it go limp while you both read books.

We wanted to catch up on Harry Potter, so we were sleeping in the driveway.

by BobGone September 29, 2017

sleeping

binge watching conspiracy theories kn youtube at 2:00 AM

mom: so are you going to sleep?
me:sleeping ofc

by evan peters' wife November 7, 2017