Shplandit

An overweight, deaf elderly cat with dementia who is loved more than anything in the world.

"I cant believe your cat is 17 years old!" "Yes, Bandit is a shplandit."

by 1Sexyfreakymama March 22, 2024

Shlanking

Its just Gooning but u have to keep tickling ur flopper at a consistent speed while also trying not to bust

"have u heard of the new shlanking challenge? legends say that a person can only shlank for 30 seconds before they bust"

by GUNB!RD April 3, 2024

shplank

One of the many variations of Jamin, a Jamin becomes a shplank or shplankamin when their brain starts to dumb down due to lack of Brain activity.

You’re acting very Shplank today

by Dr.Roberto April 4, 2024

shyman

When something makes sense or adds ups

Jay: she always go ghost at night

Mir: she must be wit that nigga
Jay: shyman

by Idkmyname1 April 20, 2024

Shelanna

A very very short black female with a FAT ASS.

Person 1: you know that new girl Shelanna

Person 2: yea, the one with the fat ass
Person 1: yes bro I was edging to her
Person 2: same bro I did it last night

by Gagging help April 30, 2024

shylinda

breezy sexy ass girl named shylinda

i love shylinda-breezy

by STK(SaveTheKidz) June 22, 2024

Shylah

someone who is very depressed and sad. also chronically online

I need to get off of youtube shorts, i'm basically a Shylah right now

by coolguywhoiscool January 19, 2026