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Ear service 

Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”

“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
Ear service by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019

Cox service provider 

When you pimp out your gay friend to the homies
Your friend is cute. You wanna talk to him?
Oh my god your such a cox service provider!

non-service account 

an account that is specifically used NOT to run services.
the accounts team like to make use of non-service accounts
non-service account by nonsec June 20, 2019

Lawn Service 

lawn service is a service provided to the community YO! The difference between Chinese lawn service and American lawn care. Lawn care is just "caring" with words and "service" is providing the actual service. This should be carried out on a monthly basis to make sure no one is hiding around the bush of succulent
I need a lawn service in Portland Or, not just a normal lawn care with advices telling things I already know.
Lawn Service by Blindsheep October 24, 2019

self-service 

bro that dude is so flexible that he can do self-service
self-service by Gembly November 16, 2019

Self Service Kiosk 

Noun

A fictitious idea where customers are supposed to take matters into their own hands and pay their bills but still require assistance of a representative, despite its design and sole purpose of being ease of use.
I don’t know how to use this thing (self service kiosk)