Satan wood

A type of morning wood that happens only on Sunday morning thus making you late to church.

I would have made it to church on time, but I woke up with a Satan wood. So I had to beat it into submission.

by bmochillin September 16, 2012

satanic pepperoni

A phrase used to describe a womans nipples.

I was with this chick last night and she had a nice rack with the best satanic pepperonis Ive ever seen!!

by Boguerat28 March 14, 2018

Dr. Satan

S. Quentin Quale aka Dr. Satan. Murderer, torturer, but most of all, master surgeon. Dr. Satan was an intern at Willows County Mental Hospital, nicknamed "Weeping Willows" for the never ending cries of pain. Through primative brain surgery. Dr. Satan believed that he could create a race of super humans from the mentally ill. Vigilante justice prevailed; they took his ass out and hung him and that infamous hanging tree is no more than a stone's throw away from where ya'll's ass now seated. Then the next day, his body was found to be missing. Until today, no trace of Dr. Satan has ever been discovered.

Dr. Satan Lives

by Doom Head October 2, 2017

satan in the pussy

A phrase used when you stub your toe, or in frustration.

SATAN IN THE PUSSY! THIS GODDAMN FAX WON'T GO TROUGH!

by holyshitsnotburger April 7, 2016

Satans Mistress

1) A person acts devilish or of the devil.
2) a mean hearted\spirited person who everyone hates.
3) someone that is not in the least bit worth being nice too because they are in with the devil, which we know because they act mean
4) More literally thouht as as a person who sleeeps with satan

Brianna is Satans Mistress because she is so mean

by harrypotter4lifeEK. July 7, 2011

Satan Claus

The hairy red dude who reigns Christmas and ruins Christianity.Notice also the Nazi colors the bastard wears?

That Satan Claus is a real bastard.

by he's a sick one that satan December 28, 2005

Satan's cock

1. (noun) An experience, item, or even person that when lived through, used, or dealt with actually destroys a piece of your soul.
2. (noun) Lucifer's reproductive organ

"Work today was Satan's cock, I need a six pack."
"Man, that last customer was Satan's cock."

by WLC October 13, 2007