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Phil Swift

Phil Swift is a salesperson who became an online popularity after advertising his products such as flex seal and flex tape.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with the flex products.

Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.

Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.

<3 We love you Phil

Written by Niamh Edwards.
“ Phil Swift is like a god to me.”

Hello! I’m Phill Swift.”
by Niamh_3dwards December 5, 2018
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Switching Hammocks

To 69.
We were switching hammocks and my mother came in!
by Switcheroo June 6, 2010
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Swit swoo

1. Can mean well done, a fantastic Job, great, lovely, and/or Extraordinary! An accomplishment that is worth acknowledgement!

2. The reaction that is given to someone that is unbelievably good looking. Like a "wolf whistle".
Swit swoo on getting that girl to go out with you!!!

Swit Swoo! ...Your beautiful!
by BlondeeBee123 June 25, 2012
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A light switch

Jacksfilms (a Youtuber) Asks for funny answers to questions on his "YAIY"(Yesterday, I asked you) series. Most answers are acquainted with light switches.
Jacksfilms: What turns you on?
Every commenter: A light switch
by Kennybunkport September 18, 2016
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bitch switch

the thing you say to your partner that makes them go off when everything was fine right before you said your idiot remark.
"we were talking about what happened in our day and then i said, 'yeah, i noticed you didn't do the dishes.' i totally flipped the bitch switch and he went off on me for hours."
by ubergirl October 26, 2005
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SWIP

Swip is a combination of SWAG and HIP. Something that is swip is something that strives to be hip (fresh, makes their own path, nothing in their way...etc) but still obtains swag (cool, whats trending, awesome)
Wow, that haircut is so swip.
by Swip November 10, 2014
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swimming

A highly unrecognized sport which requires one to be up at absurd hours of the day and in the pool multiple times during the day. The season lasts all year (12 months) for real swimmers. It makes the women look like men and the men look really hot, even when they shave their legs. The highest occurency rate of OCD, swimming is also known as "wall tagging."
~"Ew something smells like chlorine!!"
~"That's me, I had practice today at 4:30 am. But I have to go, I have practice again in 15 minutes. I have no life."
by guesswho March 30, 2005
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