Smitfaced

To be a middle aged man, that goes on a bender and ends up in the hospital.

Bill went out and got smitfaced last night and ended up in the ER

by Canal Rat November 29, 2018

smerfed

When you poop in a freshly cleaned porta potty and when you wipe it’s blue like a smerfs butt from the splash.

Dude they refreshed the biffy, put some TP down. I just smerfed my self.

by JustinBarr January 9, 2019

smarfunderful

smart, fun, and a wonderful being.

my pets are smarfunderful

by starbolt10 February 1, 2019

Smifs

A rather maths level dedicated to pure retards who struggle to put 2 and 2 together. The class is in the year groups of year 11 and 12. The classes Usually consists of People named mick d and zach hensby.

“ hey Zach we have smifs, let’s not be late as we learning our time stables “

by Stillooo May 26, 2019

Smirnoff

BEST RUSSIAN ALCHOHOL.

Tord likes to get mad at Tom for drinking to much Smirnoff.

by JunTheRussianAsianMan November 4, 2019

Sirfetched

Believable and likely to happen. The polar opposite of farfetched.

Seems like a very sirfetched story that he told.

by DCDarksky December 30, 2019

smirkin it

to basically half-ass something, or just flow with it without really trying. other forms of the phrase include: smirked or smirking

"yeah basically I'm just smirkin it with school this year, I don't really give a shit anymore"

by vibeyboy320 May 13, 2020