Smash Martians

A group of robotic Martians who make fun of us earth people for eating real mashed potatoes instead of using the powdered crap.

For mash... get Smash

by smasher December 20, 2003

Smash Yourself

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

Example A
man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself


Example B

Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.

by Smash Yourslef! February 17, 2009

Smash a Hole

To have fast, often rough (but not disgusting) sex, with someone who you don't like. Smashing a hole often occurs when one is horny, and just looking for what could plainly be called a "Fuck". See also Smash.

"Dude, I'm totally gonna smash a hole with Crissie tonight!"
"But you hate that bitch..."

by Aaron P. July 24, 2008

Smash City

When you take a woman and rock her after a long night of drinking. 2. what you tell ur boys afterwards!!

AFTER U PICK UP UR BRO FROM JAIL.

JB- WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NITE
DB- WAS DRIVING AND GOT ARRESTED FOR SPEEDING
JB- WHY WERE YOU SPEEDING
DB- I WAS A 1/4MILE FROM THE HOUSE A GIRL IN THE FRONT SEAT AND ALL I SEEN WAS THE HOUSE LIT UP IN LIGHTS SAYING WELCOME TO SMASH CITY ABOVE MY BEDROOM!!!

by JB AND DB June 24, 2010

Smash It Out!

A belief and approach to exercise, diet and lifestyle, where to 'Smash It Out' is to put your best foot forward, give 100% effort and have no reservations that you could have done more.

To complete a hard-core, assassin-style workout at the gym or outdoors.

To complete a hard-core spy training style session.

To attack and complete an exercise or circuit in an animalistic way, no holds barred, 100% effort!

Come on guys, let's Smash It Out together!

Really go hard on good eating this week - Smash It Out!

by APT1 June 7, 2011

Smash Mouth

Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.

Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID

Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?

Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU

- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!

by OK Dodo September 16, 2020

Smash From The Past

Someone you had sex with in the past.

I ran into a smash from the past the other day, I can't believe I got that wasted!

by nigguhnoodle January 2, 2011