Slap A Bitch Mode

A mood in which someone's ready to knock the hell out of somebody(usually a specific person yet; could be a completely random &&innocent bistandard).

Teacher: what's wrong with jamal?

Student:well his science teacher gave him an F on his progress report. Now he's in Slap A Bitch Mode.

Teacher: Well(stretches arms out). Time for me to be hitting the old dusty trail.

by BadNewzParish March 6, 2010

Slap Face October

You have a free pass to slap anyone in the month of October.

Did you know its Slap Face October?

by Thanathopy September 29, 2019

slap cheddar

to beat off, to ejaculate

What are you going to do tonight?
Slap cheddar.

by bonebrake22 June 24, 2008

slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014

slap a junkie now

A saying, originating from Good Shepherd Lutheran College, used to remember the 4 months that have 30 days.

S - September
A - April
J - June (June rather than July because JUNkie starts with JUN like June.
N - November

Boy - "Are you prepared for the test?"
Homosexual Girl - "Yes, slap a junkie now."

by Good Shep Rep Bruh May 12, 2014

slap af

A person, food, or thing that sounds good, delicious, or strongly desired as fuck

Man, chicken wings sound slap af right now

by Peanut deah May 4, 2018

Slap the Lox

Female masturbation.

I’m going to slap the lox as soon as I get home tonight. I’ve been wet all day.

I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019