A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.
When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.
Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.
Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.
Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!
*Mom looks at the cut marks*
Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?
Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.
Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.
Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!
*Mom looks at the cut marks*
Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?
Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
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Leona did not allow Vernon to make entry through her anal cavity, so Vernon took it upon himself to avenge his penis through Night Shifting.
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Greg: "Hey Bill, can you give me a ride home after we get off work?"
Bill: "Sure, but I want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first."
OR
"Hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work."
Bill: "Sure, but I want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first."
OR
"Hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work."
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