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Scissor-shit

The scissor-shit is defined as the act of two individuals, both of which have the urge to release a bowel movement simultaneously use the same toilet by straddling one while he/she sits on the toilet and defecates between his legs. Thus providing a relieving defecation and a slight homosexual stimulus.
Matt and Timmy did the scissor-shit the other day and toilet water splashed on both of their balls!
Scissor-shit by Matt Jindra May 5, 2008

edward scissorhands 

A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.
Edward Scissorhands needs a handjob very badly.

Scissoring 

Scissoring: a girl and a girl strip naked and open their legs. The both lay on their side and put their vaginas together.
Yesterday I saw my sisters in bed scissoring each other!

I scissored my lesbian bff last week.
Scissoring by Unicorn_Definition September 8, 2019

Scissor Pairing

The task of pairing one female with another for the act of scissoring. Usually accompanied by scissoring hand gestures and a wall diagram with interchangeable photos for pairing partners.

A phrase almost exclusively used by men. But is really super hot when used by women.

James: "Dude Sarah and Janice would make the sweetest scissor pair"

Scott: "Yeah and what about Crystal and Sophie!"

James & Scott: "mmmmmmm scissor pairing"
Scissor Pairing by Scames March 26, 2009

rusty scissor power slide

A sexual act in which two men start by anus scissoring, but then slide in synchronization in a clockwise motion so that major penis-to-anus penetration occurs.
Rob, being the chief, ordered butt-pirate Andy to rusty scissor power slide JP. They thoroughly enjoyed it as Rob video taped the whole thing.

Scissor Sisters

The best up and coming band of 2004. Set to do great things in 2005. Their album has went to number one many times and was the biggest selling album of the year.
Hits include:

Laura
Take your mama
Mary
Comfortably numb (cover)
The best song off the album is track 10 titled 'It can't come quickly enough'.