Salarrhoea

Salary + Diarrhoea. When you spend all your money in one go.

Sorry man I can’t come fishing this weekend. I have Salarrhoea. I’m broke.

by Kimchi Slap December 3, 2025

Wife salary

Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.

When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.

by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021

Sneaker Salary

A Sneaker Salary is a salary that is less than $100 per year. It is normally used on poor people.

That teacher has a Sneaker Salary! What a loser!

by HJJ I November 30, 2023

Your signature or your salary

a variation of the mafia phrase " your signature or your brains"

Whereas your signature or your brains as a phrase should be kept in Mario Puzos The Godfather, the phrase your signature or your salary means...that you can fire any incompetent federal bureaucrat.

by Sexydimma February 16, 2025

Your signature or your salary

A new phrase meaning. Either you agree to my terms (terms perhaps less favorable to you) or you give up your salary altogether.

Your signature or your salary can also mean either you, as an incompetent federal bureaucrat, resign and take a severance package, or I fire you.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2025

Safari GOer

A insulting term for a raging homsexual. originating from the small scotish town of helensburgh

"shut it ya fucking safari GOer"
"he shaged her!! i thought he was a Safari GOer"

by R. J. H. June 27, 2008

Safari Girl

Big game hunters, girls that try to have sex with famous men.

Lou: "Can you believe all the Safari Girls after Tiger Woods?"
Reece: "Huh?"
Lou: "Big game hunters, girls that have sex with famous guys."
Reece: "And hope to get pregnant and the bucks with it."
Lou: "That would be the Rhino's horn, hahaha."

by Doc Irysch December 22, 2009