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Orville Rectalbacher

The act of inserting popcorn kernels into one's rectum, waiting until there are 3-4 seconds between pops, then ejecting the popped corn into a partner's mouth for consumption.
Shirley gave Dan an Orville Rectalbacher while watching Titanic last night.
by ViceJord October 29, 2011
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geneva rectal boundary

The Geneva Rectal Boundary is the point in the anus at which no man, woman, strap on, vibrator, sentient pleasure machine or natural disaster may penetrate, as it has been declared a war crime. It's generally accepted to be 89 kilometres deep.
TJ was arrested for traveling 89 kilometres deep... Poor sod. Should've read up on the geneva rectal boundary
by Mr. Tiddles12345678910699 February 10, 2014
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the rectangle of life

The Smartphone - most people receive and give the important information of their lives through it.
When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.
by von groovy March 24, 2019
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oral-vaginal-rectal

Also known as OVR, or "Three Slits," it is considered the holy trinity of incessant hedonistic tantric copulation that covers not only the 'yoni,' but includes the 'ās' and the 'gud' resulting in an immense orgasmic explosion that could metaphorically be compared to the big bang in the release of sexual energy.
The yoga date last night ended up in OVR (oral-vaginal-rectal) at home. It couldn't possibly have gone better.
by U Tgb January 15, 2018
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rectal rangers

a booty snatch'n gay top
John is such a Rectal Ranger when he is in the club lookin for some ass
by BabyBluesLookin March 25, 2005
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cranial rectalitis

a person who has their head errevocably stuck in their ass.
joe is experiencing a long term case of cranial rectalitis.
by deeja January 3, 2008
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rectal dysfunction

Rectum Dysfunction can be defined as two things.

1. Diarohea
2. Problem with the rectum eg. Cancer.
Example 1.

"Dude I just took a major shit, it was rectal dysfunction to the max."

Example 2.

"Doctor, I think I'm suffering from a rectal dysfunction."
by TROYum May 3, 2005
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