the evil monster that lives inside those on the brink of pubescence. he is the leading cause for erectile dysfuntion in adolescents.
"dude, my erectile dysfuntion was so bad last night."
"looks like you were cursed by the monster pubertus!"
"looks like you were cursed by the monster pubertus!"
by t baby May 14, 2007
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Function: noun
1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water
Function: noun
1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water
by raygee July 1, 2004
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i was laying 3 1/2 with my best free throw shooter on the line shooting 2 with .05 on the clock. H e bricks them both, what a puker !
by East Boston April 5, 2010
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They have their own unique customs and are able to speak Spanish fluently. They have American citizenship and are not 'black', with the majority of Puerto Ricans having Taino and Spanish(Spain) ancestry, although some have African ancestry. They do not 'hate on' Dominicans, Cubans, or any other nationality. Nor do Dominicans, Cubans etc. 'hate' on them, contrary to ignorant belief.
They have their own unique customs and are able to speak Spanish fluently. They have American citizenship and are not 'black', with the majority of Puerto Ricans having Taino and Spanish(Spain) ancestry, although some have African ancestry. They do not 'hate on' Dominicans, Cubans, or any other nationality. Nor do Dominicans, Cubans etc. 'hate' on them, contrary to ignorant belief.
by Its like me again July 15, 2010
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Biff: Dude, what happened to Alex?
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !
by Fav February 12, 2008
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