I Promise I

I Promise I

I Promise I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

I promise you

I promise you means that you love a person beyond loves bounds and ther are a promise you'll have too keep

"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two

by Your_lovermadethis June 22, 2024

relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Promiseering

Promiseering is the cynical use of promises to obtain consent or support from a base for a short term course of action that secures a position of leverage for the promiser, with the option of abandoning the promise when the leverage is obtained.

During election campaigns, some politicians may resort to promiseering tactics to secure the vote for themselves.

by a6rax1s March 22, 2024

puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.

"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

ultimate promise

The ultimate promise is that of a "pinky promise" the pinky promise is the most sacred of bonds which may only be undertaken in extreme circumstances. The pinky promise but be taken as an oath that one may not go back on. The oath begins with both parties interlocking their right pinkies with one another. Both parties will than state "I pinky promise..." followed by the promise, upon unlocking pinkies the ritual will be complete therefore creating an ever lasting bond between both parties. If all is done as directly stated above, the promise is now complete, if you miss any step or go out of order than the promise is unofficial and fradulent

"I just made the ultimate promise with my grandpa that we would never play the "tickle" game again as long as i never told my parents we ever played it in the first place"

by Thetrueultimatepromiselegend November 1, 2017