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Men’s Prison Pretty

When she’s a 4 in the regular world but a straight ten in a prions filled with men who don’t get to see a lot of women.
I like her but she’s Men’s Prison Pretty, she’s a four but they would love her.
by Michelle6976 October 11, 2022
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prison hot

There are two uses.

1. "prison" meant as a synonym for "extreme." origin: the graphic violence and man-on-man action in the HBO series "Oz," and any porno set in prison. Prison hot means extremely sexy, good, or appealing.

2. Sarcastic adjective used to describe something that some other pervert thinks is hot but is really disgusting, sick, or lame. (same origin)
1. ("extreme" use)
"That guy is prison hot!" or "That new 50 Cent cd is prison hot!"

2. (sarcastic use)
"I saw this great brazilian dog fuck video today, it was hot."
reply--"Yeah, that's prison hot."
by Lais May 16, 2006
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THE GAY MANS PARADISE AND THE STRAIGHT MANS TORTURE CHAMBER.

Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.
Bubba went into prison straight while they turned him into a woman.
by tatomuck1 March 28, 2009
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1. A place where people are sent because they have stolen a loaf of bread to feed their families.

2. A place where people who have stolen a loaf of bread, will very infrequently run into the rich white corporate and political criminals who have murdered thousands and/or have stolen millions from people who have less than themselves. Examples: Bush Cheney Haliburton Citigroup Enron

3. A place that is occupied by a large number of harmless pot smokers.

4. A place where the corporate and political terrorists will attempt to send any liberal who opposes them.

5. A place that if there was any justice in the world would be occupied mainly by rich, white, conservatives, instead of the current occupants which are disproportionally poor and minority.
Shouldn't someone who starts bogus wars and murders thousands, including innocent children, be sentenced to prison and have the keys thrown away?
by greengirl123 October 29, 2006
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Pfizon

An awesome word that deserves to be spread. It's the universal act where one person is coming out of the door, the other person is coming in, and an awkward dance follows, where you try to manipulate the direction that the other person will take. Usually ends with an awkward giggle.
Uh... you go this way... uh.. you go that way.. oh.. um... hah... sorry about that pfizon!
by Ariela July 16, 2008
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priton

pree-tuhn
an uncool person who tends to do stupid things; loser; weenie
George is such a priton for tripping down the hallway and spilling everything
by patttedrya March 4, 2009
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Prison Handshake

A common practice in prison to greet fresh meat with an unwanted and unnecessary hand job. Anal extrusions may also occur.
Paulie just got in the pen, time to give him the ole prison handshake, boys get the lube

Old man Sully is in the wrong part of town, he'd better get ready for a prison handshake

They've just started playing Its raining men, prison handshakes for all!!
by neoshinobi September 27, 2009
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