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Pooed the Scrooch

Freudian slip of Screwed the Pooch that one can never allow to be lived down.
Person1: I can't believe we pooed the scrooch on that one.
Person2: HAHAHA you mean Screwed the Pooch? HAHA omg I can't believe you said pooed the scrooch!!
by PCFG February 4, 2012
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POWed

by Sentinel Node April 23, 2006
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poned

1. Short for Caponed, what used to be used in the term of getting killed by Al Capone's mob.
2. The word that spawned pwned, see definition 1.
1. Aw, Mark got 'poned! He said he had 'em afta him, but we didn't b'leev 'em.
2. You have been poned.
by Artifishalfish October 31, 2006
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poed

when you and/or your friends get "rolled on" by the police.
when you get caught by the cops.
"last night we got poed on while we were in the cemetery"

if you drink and drive you have the chance of getting poed on!
by jasmine July 23, 2004
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Paved

To get dissed, to get salted.
Dude you just got paved!
by JJ Adkisson August 18, 2007
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War on Poverty

Satirical government programs to help the needy. A joke built upon absurd ideas to reduce poverty. Based on Johnathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal." This can also encompass with ways to win the "War on Drugs" and combat illegal immigration.
As part of the "War on Poverty" the President has deployed Fighters to bomb the projects.

The leader of the movement at this movement is French President Nicolas Sarkozy. Who has pioneered great ways to defeat racaille in the banlieue.

Half of Americans below the poverty line must be eliminated, the remaining half shall inherit the possessions of the half eliminated and thereby be lifted out of poverty as their assets double.

The homeless will be loaded onto trucks after being enticed by promises of food and housing. They will then be transported to Mexico or Canada (whichever is closer) and left there.

America will conduct an exchange of 1,000,000 lazy welfare bums for 1,000,000 enterprising foreignors.

America's poor will be shipped off to another country (Nicaragua, Chad...) where they will be wealthy in comparison to the average citizen.
by Sarko October 8, 2009
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pokedyourmom

act of poking someone's mom in the ass. Cards were publicized on a well known radio show.
"hey joey what did you do last night?"
"i pokedyourmom!"
by pika February 3, 2004
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