Poot

A poot is one of them wind/silent farts
*Pffffft*

“I just pooted”

“That was a funny little poot”

“Your poot stinks!”

by urr mums bum January 4, 2022

Poot

The act of snorting illicit substances out of ones anal cavity for political reasons.

Think of the dead Kennedy's pull my strings chorus and go from there. "Give me a toot "poot" I'll sell you my soul. Pull my strings and I'll go far.

by I'm_ Getting _paid4thot! February 9, 2022

pooston

The meaning of pooston is short for plumpton. Only say this to people part of the plumpton family for example: alfir pooston or abbie pooston (search up alfie plumpton on youtube and watch lol my daddy)

alfie pooston has a hairy bum and licks his feet.

by alfie pooston bestie boo April 10, 2022

pootaiting

Waiting for someone to do a poo in a public toilet

I’m just pootaiting for Johnny before we can go to the beach.

by Ruben Bombay April 14, 2022

Pootang Pie

Pootang Pie is that good, good piece of a pu$$y that you’ve been praying to hit for the longest time!

There goes Ashley. I’d love to hit her Pootang Pie!

by 1234+×÷= January 2, 2023

Poot69

Just a lil guy who is a bit silly. Oh yeah, and their dick is massive.

Hey have u seen Poot69 around? I heard they’re hosting a gangbang tonight <3

by Poot69 March 13, 2023

Pooter

a scrumdiddleyumyum lil punkin feet tappin bookie bear AKA: Porsche/Pooterbear/Pookie/Bitch/Puter/Foxy/Mami/Cunt

This is my dog Pooter.

by mccpoot October 11, 2023