Poke the moon

This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.

Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.

by Blades-runner December 30, 2017

Walrus Poking

v. The act of chichalooing a hefty young lady, often done accidentally.

Kid 1: Let's go chichaloo some girls tonight!

Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!

Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.

by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013

Poseidon poke

When you’re pooping and toilet water splashes onto your butthole.

Me: omg I just got poseidon poked!!
Friend in the stall next to me: That’s crazy bro!!

by QuinnReed.4201 October 26, 2022

Poke-Hentai

A type of hentai that includes Pokémon or a character wearing a Pokémon outfit.

Poke-Hentai can be very hot and sexual when performed well.

by A cat-dog May 6, 2019

mosey poke

When getting from one place to another at an unnecessarily slow pace, not mentally just physically

If you mosey poke around while at work you boss is sure to get upset with you .

by mix March 29, 2015

mushroom poke

The act of poking a person with a male appendage, usually a mushroom shaped appendage.

I’m about to give Abby a mushroom poke this weekend.

by JlinkinX December 26, 2017

Soft Poke

A soft poke is an insult towards someone meaning they are bad at having sex. Lousy in the sack, a bad lay.

You are a soft poke

by Tay_raaw July 27, 2021