Paddle

a not at all gay punishment for any wrong doing or paddle rule breaking offences where the victim/paddlee gets their bare ass slapped with a shoe or trainer of the paddlers choice.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt.

Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!"

Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."

Guy 1: "Shit."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Paddle

To take something, usually wood plastic or metal and beat a naughty lover on their bare ass

When Alice and joe were having sex he wanted her to moan more so he took a paddle out from the draw and lauded her face down on the bed he then grabbed her ass and lifted it up. He swung the paddle hard across her ass and she squealed. Then he anal fucked her whilst she moaned

by Hot stories January 10, 2021

puddle slut

a female that will do ANYTHING for the puddle in the bottom of the bowl.

she is worse than a bag ho, she is a puddle slut.

by Smeed November 6, 2007

Puddle duck

A chic thatll do anythin for a pipe of crack

She's such a puddle duck

by Trouble73 November 13, 2017

puddle fart

Kind of like farting in the bath and producing the bubbles, but in the shower. Basically if you need a fart in the shower, have your back facing the shower, cup your hand over your ass crack and let water dribble into it. Let the fart rip, enjoy the sensation of a hand contained bubble.

Grandpa - "enjoy the puddle farts while you still can boy, last time i tried it grandma spent the week cleaning up shit from the shower."

by Richy Mac January 19, 2008

mississippi mud puddle

while having anal sex with your partner, you proceed to urinate inside his/her butthole. Followed by removal of the penis and lying on the ground (preferably a solid and easy to clean surface) your partner still containing the urine inside them proceeds to deficate on your face.

"oh my jenny, whats that awful stain on your new carpet?"

"Oh thats just last nights mississippi mud puddle, we got a little wasted"

by Robert Newton/Bruce Mehr January 6, 2008

puddle

An affectionate term given to a vagina. Insinuates that the vagina is already moist and delectable.

I would love to lap your puddle and make you cum.

by JimmiDigital January 26, 2003