Dyke Patch

Shaven undercut hairstyle. Resembles a 'dyke' lesbian.

"Dude, check out that girl's dyke patch!"
"Aw man, she used to be so hot. Now she just looks like a manly lesbian with that dyke patch!"

by shesthedon November 9, 2011

Sack Patch

The culmination of facial hair in what appears to be the infamous "soul-patch," however, this variant being more circular around the bottom edges, giving it more of the appearance of the human male's scrotum pouch.

Dude 1: "Dude, have you seen Kurt's soul-patch? It's gotten pretty thick, eh?"

Dude 2: "Indeed, my friend. What does it's distinct shape remind you of?"

Dude 1: "A human male's scrotum pouch, no doubt."

Dude 2: "Thus, sack patch."

by Mista Supafly September 21, 2011

Cotton Patch

An old lady Strip club.

Hey man i was just at the COTTON PATCH there was this hot oldie but her dentures fell out while she took off her bra!!

by The big phone! August 20, 2010

gorilla patch

Unshaven pussy, as in hairy as a gorilla's back.

Tony buried his nose in Mel's gorilla patch. He didn't come up for days. "Dang" he said, "That was a phat patch nigga!"

by King Donger Stud June 26, 2007

Grundel Patch

N. The fleshy space between a man's testicles and sphincter.
Pl: Grundel Patches

My Grundel Patch itches.

I'm getting a wicked stank off my Grundel Patch.

by Chance McKracken December 3, 2003

Patch Poke

the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket

i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded

by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004

patch lurker

one who hangs out in a pumpkin patch to have intercourse with the best looking pumpkins.

Im never hanging out with Phil again, hes not a patch lurker.

by Jake Jekel January 17, 2005