Paleo Patch

A crudely made bandage ranging from athletic tape and gauze, duct tape and insulation, or leaves and a strip of raw cowhide that is hastily and craftily applied to a bleeding wound or broken limb to allow a crossfitter to successfully complete their WOD with minimal time lost for the workout.

"Dude, I took some PVC pipe and a broken jump rope to splint my tibia after I fell off the pull-up bar so I could finish Fran in 3:32. Its a new PR! And my Paleo Patch made me look badass!"

by Can Can November 11, 2013

Dyke Patch

Shaven undercut hairstyle. Resembles a 'dyke' lesbian.

"Dude, check out that girl's dyke patch!"
"Aw man, she used to be so hot. Now she just looks like a manly lesbian with that dyke patch!"

by shesthedon November 9, 2011

Sack Patch

The culmination of facial hair in what appears to be the infamous "soul-patch," however, this variant being more circular around the bottom edges, giving it more of the appearance of the human male's scrotum pouch.

Dude 1: "Dude, have you seen Kurt's soul-patch? It's gotten pretty thick, eh?"

Dude 2: "Indeed, my friend. What does it's distinct shape remind you of?"

Dude 1: "A human male's scrotum pouch, no doubt."

Dude 2: "Thus, sack patch."

by Mista Supafly September 21, 2011

gorilla patch

Unshaven pussy, as in hairy as a gorilla's back.

Tony buried his nose in Mel's gorilla patch. He didn't come up for days. "Dang" he said, "That was a phat patch nigga!"

by King Donger Stud June 26, 2007

Grundel Patch

N. The fleshy space between a man's testicles and sphincter.
Pl: Grundel Patches

My Grundel Patch itches.

I'm getting a wicked stank off my Grundel Patch.

by Chance McKracken December 3, 2003

patch lurker

one who hangs out in a pumpkin patch to have intercourse with the best looking pumpkins.

Im never hanging out with Phil again, hes not a patch lurker.

by Jake Jekel January 17, 2005

Patch Poke

the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket

i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded

by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004