putas

Pieces of shit! With nice asses that fuck anyone, but smell like fish(you know where)

Netflix and chill? :* (to someone you just meet and she said yes, putas all the way) lmao

by NotoriousJeff January 23, 2016

put a ring on it

To marry someone, usually a woman. From Beyonce's song "Single Ladies."

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it."
-Beyonce, "Single Ladies"

Marty: "Dude, let's hit up Big Al's tonight."
Brad: "Why, what's going on?"
Marty: "2-for-1 lapdances and $3 Jager bombs, dude."
Brad: "Jager bombs? I fuckin' shower in that shit!"
Both together (imitating "My New Haircut" scene and pointing in different directions): "Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!"
Brad: "I can't do it, broski. It's my 4 year anniversary with Stacy. I gotta take her somewhere nice, like Applebee's or some shit."
Marty: "Damn dogg, you're still hittin' that? You fin' to put a ring on it?"
Brad: "Hell no! I'm just in it cuz she's got a nice rack, a big ol' ass, and she's crazy in the sack."
Marty: "Don't worry bro, whenever you dump that shit and get back in the game the hos will be lining up. Bitches love nice, sensitive guys like us."
Brad: "Word."

by Nicholas D February 20, 2009

Put a Little Doggy in ya Hanky

Term perfect for every occassion, not offensive and will keep every one guessing what your talking about.

Derived from the more offensive phrase "Put your noodle in your poodle" from 18th century Asia. The more popular term now "Put a Little Doggy in ya Hanky" was first used in Melbourne Australia, however its origins are not clear.

Put a little doggy in ya hanky Mike you dirty dumbcunt

by Archie Biglips November 1, 2006

Putard

A person who is retarded in their ability to use a computer properly.

Can't type fast enough to keep up in chatrooms. Does'nt know what people are talking about when they are having conversations about pc's and software applications.

by Malcolm Bartlett - Freak July 21, 2003

putada

A mean prank, or evil act.

"me hicieron una putada" (they tricked me)

Le robaron la cartera, qué putada! (He got pickpocketed, what fucking luck!)

by Donna W October 11, 2007

put a donk on it

to add a repeating 'donk', or 'clunk' sound (onomatopoeic) to a piece of music when writing or remixing it, typically on the offbeat, characteristic of bassline/scouse house/niche & NRG.

"..what you wanna do wi dat right? - You wanna put a bangin' donk on it..."

"Perhaps it might sound much improved if one were to put a donk on it?"

by ArdkorJunglist January 13, 2009

Put a tampon in it

When a girl is in a moany or angry mood. Most probably on her period and a drag on the social event.

Used in same context as 'Put a lid on it'

Girl on period; 'Oohhhh, I broke another nail. I just want to kill myself!

Annoyed guy; 'Put a tampon in it, woman!'

by Elly9393 April 24, 2010