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Planking

The act of laying around in random places motionless.
Q: When should you plank?
A: When you're board.

I have to put the word "planking" here too apparently.
by Mister Doob July 16, 2013
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Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.
Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.
by lady killaz January 20, 2016
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planktonic

Someone who drifts from social group to social group apathetically with no sense of loyalty or identity. Like a social butterfly, but a little more depressing.
Greg went to a house party for 2 hours with the jocks he's sort of friends with and then showed up unannounced at Charlie's house where he played dungeons and dragons with the glee club. Like what even are you doing mate. Planktonic fool
by Fadiastheonlyone September 6, 2016
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plank

someone who is dum and burns there arm hair off.
by guy65483 February 9, 2017
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plankdrinking

The social activity of simultaneously planking and drinking alcohol with your buddies at a concert, festival or at any other musical event for that matter.
- Damn, did you see Dori the other night at the main stage?
- Nah, why?
- She was plankdrinking for 7 minutes straight! That gal is such a lovely beast!
by vandorcirkuszibohoc August 6, 2017
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plank dick

When one's penis is shaped similarly to that of a wood plank.
"I wanted Jeremy until I found out he had a plank dick."
by duhkota71 January 13, 2018
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Plok

When you're being fake as shit and won't game with the boys
"Hey bro wanna play some-"
"Nah fuck you, I'm bein' plok today."
by skdfjhysaiodhaskjd September 12, 2019
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