Apple Orchard

The one table in your house that has more Apple products on it than people living in the house.

Dad: Hey AJ can you grab me my iPad 3?
AJ:Where is it?
Dad: Its in the Apple Orchard, next to the MacBook, MacBook Pro, iPad 2, iPhone, iPod classic, and iPod Touch.
AJ: Ohhhh found it

by Gomer B. August 7, 2012

orc00

Deposed king of Relentless, see "twat"

orc00 is lame, he won the beta because he was scared and went inactive. OmegaSt0rm rules, orc00 sucks

by B00Kem July 18, 2004

angry orchard

Blow job with apple juice in your mouth

It felt cold on my balls when that bitch gave me an angry orchard.

by mullens patron September 9, 2015

orchard park

The worst school in southern ontario. We have teachers such as Mrs. Youn, who is a the co-op nazi. Also, Mr Elliot the so called "Best of everything" is a weirdo.
Also a Mr. Faccio, nicknamed "P.Faccis" by students named Dylan and Dan M. Dont haxorz with P. Faccis!

Cardinal Newman Kid: Yo man wtf jdm yo! You goto that school , thats shit. OP is not OG. Its full of wannabe dope slangers. Orchard Park is a shitty school comared to our see thru stairs at CN! YOU SUCK!

Dylan: Why you testin' my gangsta, I shoot you up Stoney Creek Style, fool! They dont call me Delightful Dylan for no reason, fool.

by Jordan Muldoon October 11, 2006

Orcutt

Slang for a woman's dirty va-jay-jay.

No way, I'd never fool around with her, she has a orcutt.

by FrannyFranNortheast February 11, 2010

Orchard, CO

A town in the middle of nowhere, filled with snobby smalltown people. It's home to many a farm and hillbilly.

Hillbilly: i am from orchard, Co, it's so amazing with all it's farms!
Person: Jerk.

by qwertyuiopasdfjkl;zxcvn October 24, 2008

orchasm

The ecstasy a management consultant experiences at the moment he or she creates a new adoption curve, 2 X 2 matrix, acronym, or corporate buzz word. An homage to consultant Geoffrey Moore's concept of the Technology Adoption Lifecycle and the "chasm" that exists between innovators and early adopters of technology.

After grappling all day with how to present the new market strategy to the big client, Simon experienced a powerful orchasm as the last bit of data fit neatly within the parameters of his newly created adoption curve.

by Wagwam June 7, 2011