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To be or not to be

Asking the ontological question of whether one's existence has any meaning in this world.

Aka whether one should kill himself or not.
Me: "To be or not to be, that is the question."

Dude on internet: "Kys fag"

Me: "Thank you kind stranger for answering my question! I Shall now kill myself :)"

*dies*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2020
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I’m here for a good time not a long time

Commonly seen on Tinder bios (as well as other dating apps) to denote that the user is not looking for anything serious (I.e. a relationship). Instead, they are looking for a casual fling/hook up/just sex.
*opens tinder*
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*

Short definition: just looking for sex
by AldrichAmes May 24, 2018
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the not study game

an excuse that students use to procrastinate studying for a test. Gameplay involves doing anything and everything except opening a school book.
Friend: Aww this final is gonna be so hard!
Me: I have an idea. How about we play the not study game!
Friend: How do you play?
Me: *Throws friend's book aside* You're already playing! Let's play some Rock Band!
Friend: Sounds good to me!
by hi_im_Dominick December 16, 2009
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404 Error: Not Found

We're deeply sorry, but the definition for the term you were looking cannot be found. Please refresh the page for a chance to load the definition. This problem may have been caused by a lack of internet connectivity, or by the server being down for maintenance.
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by Esteban AF May 7, 2018
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I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

You ain’t gonna let this hoe get away with their shit. Not today baby
“I’m gonna go fuck your man
I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch
by JustWantToGoHome May 18, 2020
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I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed

The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).
You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.
by TAHDAH January 10, 2021
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not chocolate

A hot chocolate-flavoured drink containing little or no actual chocolate.
What can I get you to drink? Tea? Coffee? Not chocolate?
I'll have a not chocolate, please.
by Blue Jack January 2, 2009
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