The retractable fluids of Phil Swift
by Cactii November 13, 2018
by heartthatmaryjane March 20, 2011
Uber flex is what happens when you and your brothers go out drinking and try to fight the Uber driver because he won’t let you in the car. Usually, one of the potential passengers takes off his shirt and flexes his muscles to show signs of aggression.
Apparently, U got hammered last night and started Uber Flexing on the driver who wouldn’t let you inside the car.
by Mike McGaffrey January 05, 2019
It is after Christmas and it’s really cold!! But for some they are iced out and from January 1st to January 15 it’s flexing season. That means you have to wear the most expensive or the best fits you have in your closet!!
by Megavirgin234 October 16, 2019
by Rift Joos April 25, 2016
1) when a man performs a gay action on another man0
2) when someone is damn annoying n they get on ur nerves
2) when someone is damn annoying n they get on ur nerves
by Littlereddevil25 July 05, 2004
Time ostenibly spent in the bathroom (derivative of "to flex" = Pooping) but more to the point spent at other pursuits - video solitare, reading the newspaper, collecting your thoughts, jerking off, or all of the above - while in the stall and/or bathroom. Occurs daily worldwide.
Dave stood, grabbed the crossword puzzle and headed for the bathroom. "I'm going to take some flex time," he announced
by unclebustter May 10, 2006